Can’t be time for my New Year’s resolutions, can it? It seems like I just wrote last year’s useless list. Oh well, here we go again:
- Don’t walk on linoleum floors with snow on your boots.
- Don’t hit your brake while sliding on ice.
- Don’t call “Alexa” “Alexis” because she doesn’t like it and won’t answer.
- Don’t forget the kayak rack is on top of your car in the summer time.
- Don’t put your ear up to the phone when using FaceTime.
- Don’t forget the Pastoral Prayer on Sunday mornings.
Note to self: Forget all of the above, instead, everyday read your bathroom sign that says: life doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful…….